While the sign certainly trumps the nearby "Budget Framing," I wish to give Budget Framing the benefit of the doubt where frugality is concerned - let's assume their value proposition is "we don't spend more on a billboard than we must." Back to Gigantic Cleaners Laundry: I am unsure, in the absence of contextual apostrophes, if the title alludes to three separate service offerings, if there is a gigantic (front-load?) laundry inside, or if a gigantic cleaner performs the laundering. Being acquainted as I am with the microbial filth that pervades white shirts and gym wear, I worry that the attention to detail by the gigantic cleaner may not be sufficient to render my clothes clean at the nano-level, and also that he might be a bit rough with the kinds of fabrics vulnerable to all but high-grade chemical treatments. Rather, I would prefer an army of very, very small cleaners to assault the grime and squatter molecules - ideally the grubbiness is tackled by a multiplicity of miniature ...
On the next block is the mega-chain, Dependable Cleaners. While not massive in a national franchise sense, they have managed to pin down a few Denver neighborhoods and seem intent on getting their name out, which suggests that, unlike most other cleaners, they are not merely a tax front for something else.
But my favorite cleaner is opposite Dependable Cleaners, and is the no-frills cleaner of the area, being neither gigantic, nor dependable. Instead, at "Cherry Creek Cleaners" good old-fashioned low prices jostle for prominence, and a pictorial sales pitch pulls in superpower businessmen.
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